The nerve…
Today I sat next to a brother in the matatu. And
yes I peeped. Not at his balls or anything weird but his phone. Yes I peeped. Don’t
gimme that look. Am sure you too have been tempted once or twice to check someone’s
phone and especially if they are spreading it in front of you to see.
Jesu!!! How does it happen? Am still bewildered
First I noticed that he was deleting too many
files. And then curiosity got the better of me. I just looked shamelessly because
it didn’t count whether he noticed I was or not. Either way he wanted me to see
what the fu** he was doing otherwise he wouldn’t have anikad it kwa macho yangu.
Anyhu! The trend was,
*Njoki – Delete
*Njeri -
Delete
*Miss booty (Yeah you read right) – Delete…..
The list was endless. Brother deleted close to
20conversations. And believe you me it’s not space that he was trying to create
otherwise he would have lost some of those pornographic clips he has stashed in
the gallery *winks. We know you have several for dry spell periods, or for those
weekends you have overdone it with the category above and mama still wants…
tsst!!!
This experience made me remember a story by a
friend of how she ended a 7years relationship. She told me how the boyfriend
allowed her to use his phone to return a call. Curiosity killed a cat, and a
big one for that matter. She couldn’t resist the urge to visit the whatsup hell
hole. What she saw left them single and not searching, at least for her for a
very long time. Dude had soo many photos of nude mamas that had been sent to
him. That is innocent because anyway you can’t control what someone decides to
send to you. But you don’t have to keep them. I think the greatest feature in
any phone is DELETE if not BLOCK. So dude has acknowledged receipt with a smiley
that suggests that he can devour them soo badly they would be left calling their
ancestors for salvation… Psst! To make matters worse, he is the one asking for
these photos… am still not judging anyone. But seriously that is soo disrespectful
and wrong. Why couldn’t he take as many photos of his girlfriend as he wished? Am
sure he wasn’t denied that. Anyway, moving on swiftly…
Moral decadence at its’ peak. Damn!! Am not condemning
anyone neither am I judging but that left a bad if or foul taste in my mouth. Who
do we trust now!!! *sick. Our dear society is dying slowing and I pity the
generations to come. I don’t know how relationships will be and I don’t want be
the prophet of doom!!!
#chroniclesideology: you don’t have to take any
bullsh** from anyone. Love and respect yourself. Avoid sending nude photos even
if you think you need to prove to anyone your loyalty. Let them respect you in
your clothes. And to my brother or my matatu counterparts, don’t anika your
phone there for all to see what your upto.
#chroniclesconfessions: though I have to admit
that one time I had someone really trying to look at what I was listening to as
I was listening to an audio eBook. I just wrote on my screen in caps ‘IF YOU
KEEP STARING AT MY PHONE I WILL POUR ACID ON THOSE ROUND EYES’. Yes I did and
you should have seen how frightened the poor gal got.
I think the brother should have done the same
to me…tsst!!! *JUST THINKING OUT LOUD!
Peaceful weekend ahead people...
