Pretty Little Liar

Am not a little liar, am a pathetic liar. I can’t seem to get it right each time I try. I now quit trying. I usually feel soo terrible when I know whatever am about to say is totally not true. I hate embarrassments. How am I supposed to react in case the truth comes out? What if they actually know the actual truth? are some of the questions that go through my mind.

Life for example if as a lady someone asks how much a bag you are carrying costs and you know for sure it’s one of those cute but cheap mtumba type, you simply give a Mr. price figure. Lol. If we are many can we say halleluya!!! Anyway save it for your kigosho moment on Sunday. If again someone walked to you and asked how much you earned. Really, do you even raise an eyebrow to answer that? I find that an intrusive question. That kind of person who shamelessly asks about your rent, salary, investment and it’s not that they gonna help you in any way to boost it. This kind encourages even a loser at lies like me to toughen up n lie. hehe

When I know someone is trying to lie and they are shamelessly looking me in the eye, I usually feel like smacking them big time. I even get chocked at the thought of listening to a lie. You can imagine if you are somewhere with someone and from nowhere they start describing how incredible their lifestyle is and for sure you as their close friend know the situation they are in. you know that evil smile… jijazie!!!

Damn lies!!!

They have made us lose spouses, lose jobs, lose friendships, lose family. List is countless. Why can’t we avoid lying? Some people thrive in lies. Others claim that some lies are healthy. Someone explain to me which lies these are. Do you want to mean that you are not gonna tell me that my partner is cheating because you are soo worried that I will have nervous breakdown? Or is that you are not gonna tell me that I stink like a skunk because you are soo worried about my self-esteem? Or you will not tell me that I for one need to take a chill pill when it comes to my social interactions? I assume you are not a friend but a apathetic lying leech stuck on my body. 

What I believe is that truth will set you free at any one time. The more you lie the more you will need to coin another lie to cover-up on the already existing lie. Don’t you think that is too much work and energy?

#chroniclesadvise: truth will set you free.

#chroniclescrackers: Someone once told me a man is a creature that spends 9 months trying to get out of a woman and then spends the rest of his life trying to get back in. hhaha

#TGIF…